Some Super Cambodian Thoughts
Until this summertime my heed would become completely blank whenever I though of Angkor Wat. Enough fourth dimension to view the Killing Fields. But past times far non plenty fourth dimension to detect the correct words to depict the Kingdom of Cambodia. So equally usual, I'll allow my random thoughts receive got over the post service to present what the house is like!
This house smells similar fish fingers.
They receive got Costa here?! We don't fifty-fifty receive got Costa inwards the Netherlands!
Cambodian tuktuks hold off to a greater extent than similar rickshaws than tuktuks.
I'm non crossing this street, I'm non crossing this street, I'm non doing it!
Apparently I'm staying on the border of the crimson low-cal district...
I'm non walking across a terrace total of scary-looking prostitutes, I'm non walking across a terrace total of scary-looking prostitutes, I'm non doing it!
H5N1 naked toddler is waving at me inwards the middle of Cambodia's capital. Guess I'll simply moving ridge back?
These skulls can't hold out real. It can't be. I'm going to hold out sick inwards the middle of the Killing Fields...
Tuktuks brand everything better.
I produce non trust all these pigeons at the Royal Palace.
Phnom Penh has a ameliorate skyline than Rotterdam!
Why is that babe on the motorbus e'er crying? Feed it! Let is sleep!
I desire to climb a palm tree.
No I produce non ask pants to view Angkor Wat! I am wearing pants already in addition to they're fine pants. Look at them. Those are practiced pants!
Apparently my pants are likewise brusk for Angkor Wat...
Okay, I'll purchase pants. I similar these ones. They experience similar I'm wearing a diaper.
I instruct the urge to delineate my pants upwardly a petty in addition to flash Buddha amongst my knees...
Kingdom of Cambodia smells in addition to thence bad.
This is officially the smelliest reason I've visited in addition to thence far. In my life.
Getting into Cambodia? Easy. Getting out of Cambodia? Torture! Lines from hither to hell! Cambodian stench! Unclear instructions! Am I inwards Kingdom of Cambodia straight off or dorsum inwards Thailand already? I don't know anymore!
Five brusk days made me realize Kingdom of Cambodia smells bad. That I'm uncomfortable inwards red-light districts. But virtually of import of all: I realized that i 24-hour interval I'll receive got to become dorsum to Cambodia, because at that spot is even in addition to thence so much to a greater extent than to see!
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