Some Super Thai Thoughts


What tin I tell you lot well-nigh Thailand? Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 lot, obviously. I've been doing in addition to therefore for a piece now. But all the same I experience similar I haven't done the house whatever justice. It's hard to capture the experience of a province inward words on paper, or on a hide inward this case. I intend I capture it amend inward thoughts. I already intend equally good much anyway, in addition to therefore I'm trying to work these thoughts for good, similar showing you lot what Thailand's like. So without farther ado I present: my thoughts inward Thailand!

Yup, the drome is all the same the same equally 5 years ago, including aggressive woman soul vocalism at the terminate of the walkways.

I kinda similar the humidity; it's similar a warm in addition to cozy blanket.

Please don't permit me croak on the Thai highway, delight don't permit me croak on the Thai highway, delight don't permit me croak on the Thai highway.

This purpose of Bangkok smells surprisingly nice.

I convey everything I said well-nigh the humidity back. Even my effort is sweating.

Our hostel has the nicest picayune garden. Can I slumber my birthday away here?


I wanna ride a tuktuk.

I'm gonna croak I'm gonna croak I'm gonna croak this traffic is crazy delight aid me.

Oooooh overnice street art!

Yay for tuktuk rides! Tuktuktuktuktuk!
Buddhist temples are in addition to therefore peaceful in addition to quiet. I wishing I could remain here.

Maybe Buddha tin aid me plough my life dorsum into the correct direction. Please Buddha, I could work some help...

Next halt inward Bangkok was... where was I going again?

Tuktuktuktuktuk. God I dearest tuktuks.

Apparently world olfactory organ picking is socially accepted here. How wonderful.

The Golden Mountain is awesome. I haven't felt this calm in addition to okay alongside myself inward ages. Interesting.


That edifice looks similar the Taj Mahal on steroids.

Shit, maybe I shouldn't receive got said that Taj Mahal affair out loud inward Little India...

Every fourth dimension I intend I've gotten used to the humidity it smacks me inward the human face upward again.

So the boat rammed correct into the dock? I encounter no agency how this boat ride dorsum to the hostel could maybe hold upward wrong.

I wonder if they telephone phone it a tuktuk because that's the audio the engine makes (if you lot receive got a lot of imagination). 

Even the drivers yell TUKTUKTUKTUKTUK from fourth dimension to time. I'm non crazy!

Where did I terminate upward this time? How did I terminate upward inward a hospital?

I practice non similar the black coach to Chiang Mai. Why can't those British guys near up? It's freaking 4am!

I practice non require a bath piece I'm on this bus. I practice non require a bathroom, I practice non require a bathroom, I practice non require a bathroom... I require a bathroom.

Chiang Mai is in addition to therefore much amend than Bangkok. It's similar I tin breathe again.


Look at the street fine art here! It's beautiful!

Stupid slippery sidewalks. Stupid flipflops. Stupid rainy season.

The temples are in addition to therefore beautiful. I require amend adjectives to depict them.

Okay, three twenty-four hr menstruum jungle trek, let's practice this!

Why does the tour guide desire to barbeque all the animals?

What's that weird sound? It's similar the guy dorsum abode who plant alongside metallic every saturday morn at 7am. My eardrums are dying.

Screw periods, I'm going swimming inward that waterfall correct now!


More rain. Yay? Yay...

Is that... am I hallucinating? The same guy I spoke to at the hostel yesterday is staying at our camp! Hi Chris!

I wonder what this chicken in addition to white patato dish is called. Probably aloo something something. Wait... I'm non inward India. Never mind.

These people are awesome. I wishing nosotros could sit down around a campfire in addition to roast some marshmallows though.

I don't desire to hold upward to the hole inward the the world inward a shed toilet. Not past times myself. It's black in addition to scary there. Maybe I tin convince Julie to come upward alongside me.

 How did I non detect the ginormous spider RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

Awww a cat. It's in addition to therefore cute. We should laissez passer him a name.


I don't desire to tell goodbye to Julie yet. We've hold upward friends. I similar having friends. I'm gonna bawl my eyes out.

Yup, bawled my eyes out.

Shit, hateful dog, hateful dog, MEAN FREAKING DOG.

Oh, cute dog. Why is it next us though?

It's all the same here. We'll telephone phone him Skippy. Come Skippy, let's complete this long donkey trek together!

No Skippy, don't chase our automobile dorsum to Chiang Mai! It's equally good far!

Oh civilization, how I've missed you! I'd practice anything for a decent hamburger in addition to a milk tremble correct now.

The elephant sanctuary is the best affair ever. I'm in addition to therefore happy correct forthwith I could die. Look how cute the babe elephant is. It fifty-fifty kissed me! Sadly that's the most activeness I've gotten inward months...


Street aaaaart! I wishing I'd taken to a greater extent than of my ain stickers alongside me in addition to therefore I could add together some to a greater extent than to it all.

Can't believe we're going to Lao People's Democratic Republic today. I tin in conclusion add together some other province to my list.

Are nosotros at the border yet?

Are nosotros at the border yet?

Are nosotros at the border yet?

Why aren't nosotros at the border yet?

Oh my god. The Mekong river is the border. It's in addition to therefore beautiful. I intend I'm going to cry.

So that's what Thailand did to my hyperactive brain. I receive got to acknowledge I censored this post service a picayune fleck though. I was mentally unstable when I arrived inward Bangkok, but that had picayune to practice alongside the country. In fact, Thailand helped me teach some things direct in addition to forget some bad things. You receive got no other selection than to forget well-nigh bad things in addition to focus on living inward the 2nd when you're inward a province equally illogical equally Thailand. It's a crazy place, but 1 time you lot hold upward alongside its stream you'll dearest it!

x Envy

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