Some Super Lao Thoughts


Will I always halt overthinking? Nah mate, it's what I produce best. Even though I took a pretty long opor-garai this summer, my encephalon didn't. I justice it genuinely did the opposite. It was working overtime when I was inwards Laos, i of the most amazing countries I've always been to. It's beautiful, it's awesome, it's... it's... God, I'm bad at describing a terra firma properly. I'll merely allow my Lao thoughts demo you lot how I experience most this place!

So... we're going to stand upward inwards i trouble to larn our visa, together with thence hold off inwards merely about other i to pay for it? Where did logic go?

Is it pronounced Laos, Lao or Lay-o? Someone give me merely about clarity!

Smells similar dead fish here.

I similar the irksome boat. It's pretty, it's relaxed together with definitely slow. 

I should totally rewrite Slow Hands to Slow Boats. "Slow boats, volition convey us downward the Mekong river"...


After the wifi valhalla that is Thailand I didn't dare promise for wifi inwards Laos, but at that spot is!

Pak Beng. Hehe. Funny cite for a town. Pak Beng.

Wait. Did that guy merely hitting on me? That's both hilarious together with adorable.

I've been inwards Lao People's Democratic Republic for ix hourse straight off together with the get-go random Lao guy has already asked me to live on his girlfriend. Awesome?

This bed is thence soft, it's almost orgasmic.

Oh sugariness ceiling fan, give me the soft osculation of your breeze.

Let's promise today's boat ride volition live on less of a booze cruise.

Damn, my Lao guy tin brand a expert chicken sandwich. Too bad I'll never run across him again.

Are they serious? Is this the Luang Prabang port? There is zilch here!


I'd kill for a decent shower. If the humidity doesn't kill me first.

I sneezed into a Fanta bottle... I'm thence pathetic. No wonder no guy always likes me. My life is i ugly mess. I merely wanna become habitation now...

The French select arrived. They left their manners at home.

Did... did a pantsless lilliputian man child merely run conduct through the restaurant?

I don't know what that dish was, I didn't fifty-fifty guild it, but it was freaking delicious.

Why produce Southeast Asian roosters brand dissonance all night?

How tin a terra firma live on communist when they haggle at the marketplace similar this?



Rainy flavor inwards Laos? I'm getting burnt to a crisp here!

What a weird statue is that. I can't fifty-fifty run across what it's supposed to be. I'll inquire dad, possibly he knows... Never mind. It's a penis. That is definitely a huge penis.

I don't trust Southeast Asian dogs anymore afterward those bastards inwards Thailand almost attacked me.

Apparently Chinese tourists are every bit rude on their ain continent every bit they are on mine.

I don't retrieve what non existence thirsty is like. I solely know thirst. This would live on the perfect chance for that Bane speech, if solely my encephalon was hydrated plenty to retrieve the words.

These mountains hold off similar Godzilla's spine. But prettier.

Why does the motorbus driver play his weird Lao music thence loud? I demand me merely about peace together with placidity together with De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig!


Vientiane is so... nothing. It does select a beautiful victory monument though.

I'm glad I experience sick on the premises of the Ministry of Healthcare. No meliorate identify inwards Vientiane te larn sick than here, right?

One curt calendar week wasn't plenty fourth dimension for a terra firma similar Laos, but shortly afterward I arrived inwards Vientiane I already had to select handgrip of a identify to Cambodia. I'll never forget Lao People's Democratic Republic though. It's the to the lowest degree developed terra firma I've always been to, but that doesn't brand it whatever less amazing. And it's also expert to know that if I always larn genuinely desperate for a swain I'll solely select to supply to Pak Beng on the banks of the Mekong, hahaha.

x Envy

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